Quiet Quitting — Rainbot Network

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MODEQUIET QUITTING

💼 QUIET QUITTING

You're a burned-out remote worker trying to survive the 9-to-5. Navigate the cubicle farm, collect paycheck envelopes, and avoid getting dragged into pointless syncs.

Grab a glowing $350/hr Consultant Badge to turn all managers into panicked bootlickers and bill them for severance!

Steer with WASD / ←↑↓→ or swipe / tap anywhere on the office floor. Press P to pause, M for sound.

CONTROLS

OFFICE ROGUES GALLERY

Micromanager: Directly tracks you down to ask for updates.

Calendar Blocker: Aims 4 tiles ahead to drop 30m invites.

Intern: Chaotic flanker using vector pincer tactics.

HR Compliance Bot: Paces breakroom; stalks if far away.

LIVE SLACK FEED

👋 Welcome to the team! Remember our core value: Extreme Synergy.

How to play

Clear the Cubicles: Pick up every paycheck, coffee, sticky note, and paperclip on the floor to finish the shift.
Promoted to Consultant: Eat a flashing pink badge to reverse the power balance. Chasing down a manager awards 200, 400, 800, and 1600 pts in a single surge!
Breakroom Perks: Grab periodic spawns like 🍕 Free Pizza, ☕ Cold Brew, and 🪂 Golden Parachutes for massive bonus cash.
Warp Tunnels: Slip through the left and right server closet vents to quickly loop across the floor plan.

Parody. A satirical homage to corporate work culture and classic 1980 arcade maze games. No actual interns or micromanagers were harmed during development.

💼 Quiet Quitting

💼 QUIET QUITTING