Flappy Stonks

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PRICE$100.00

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Tap, click, or press space to buy the dip. Your flight path becomes the live $STONK chart. Thread the gap between candle walls before the market closes you out.

Tap/click/space to flap. Press P to pause. Grab dividends and stop-loss shields.

CONTROLS

MARKET RULES

Green candles are still walls. Number go up, you still crash.

Red candles mean volatility. The gap gets tighter as your run heats up.

Dividends add bonus points and nudge the close higher.

Stop-loss shields save one ugly trade and clear the candle you hit.

CHART TRAIL

The glowing line is not a background effect. It samples your actual vertical movement, scrolls behind you, and freezes as your closing chart when the run ends.

How to play

Stay in the channel. Fly through the gap between top and bottom candlesticks.
Watch volatility. Fake news events change speed, gravity, and gap size for a few seconds.
Collect bonuses. Dividends boost score. Stop-loss shields save one collision.
Make a chart. Your movement draws the stock line. Green segments rise, red segments fall.

Parody. Fake tickers, fake prices, fake financial wisdom. Not investment advice. It is barely bird advice.