Don't F*ck with Cats

Cats9

Morale100%

Score0

Lead a swarm of cats through eight levels of suspicious math gates. They auto-fire laser dots and hairballs at Roombas, cucumbers, bath water, doorbells, laser pointers, lint rollers, comment-section hazards, and anything else that has chosen violence.

Bigger pack means more chaos. Zero cats means the run becomes one offended loaf.

Move with A/D, arrows, drag, or touch buttons. Cats shoot automatically because they rejected your management structure.

CONTROLS

CAT MATH

LevelsClear Living Room, Kitchen, Vet Lobby, and Internet Comments in one run.
GatesAdd kittens, double zoomies, or lose cats to cucumber panic.
BossesEight boss fights with unique patterns — suction, cucumbers, splash lanes, side blasts, red-dot sweeps, and lint rollers.

INCIDENT LOG

How to play

Steer the cats. Drag or move left/right to choose a lane and pass through the better gate.
Let the cats fire. Larger groups fire faster. Hairballs hit hard, laser dots keep pressure on hazards.
Shoot bonus boxes. Cardboard boxes can add cats if destroyed before they pass.
Clear all eight levels. Each boss gets tougher, and your surviving cats carry into the next zone.

Parody. Inspired by mobile ad swarm runners, rebuilt as a browser game about irresponsible cat logistics.