Boomer Monopoly — Deluxe Satirical Housing Board Game

CASH$1,500

WORTH$1,500

ROUND1/16

HIGH$0

DEED DOSSIER

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Roll for Equity: Roll tumbling dice through suburban cul-de-sacs and collect $200 passing Start.

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Hoard & Renovate: Upgrade properties to 3-tier luxury McMansions to extract outrageous rent.

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Survive HOA & Drone Audits: Outsmart Gary, Linda, and Barb across 16 rounds to retire #1!

You All-Cash Flipper

Gary 1982 Veteran

Linda HOA Dictator

Barb Passive Queen

Space or R roll · B buy/renovate · P pass

Ready

Start the game, then roll on your turn.

Win by having the highest net worth after 16 rounds. Try not to become a spreadsheet warning.

How to play

Roll on your turn. Buy unowned property, pay rent to rivals, and collect $200 when you pass Start.
Renovate owned property. Landing on your own deed lets you raise its rent up to level 3 (McMansion).
Inspect deeds. Click any tile on the board to view its deed dossier, rent schedule, and curb appeal.
Watch market heat. Hot markets raise rent and net worth, but special cards can cool the room fast.
Win after 16 rounds by having the highest net worth. Going negative bankrupts you.
Power-ups (ad): HELOC Cash and Rent Shield.

Parody. Boomer Monopoly is a satirical housing-board game and is not affiliated with any real board game, publisher, brand, person, or community.

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